Dear Dr. DoubleUp,
Your events calendar shows you will be in two places at one time (Monroe Farmers' Market and the Union County Heritage Festival). How is that possible?
Time and Space are a continuum, not a flat line. So at any given time, many different dimensional events are possible. This means....
Oh heck, what it means is that Mr. DoubleUp will be at the Monroe Farmers' Market and Dr. DoubleUp will be at the Union County Heritage Festival.